London last night was verily awash in awful celebs, from Cundy to Caprice, SOUP'S UP!
Who's in the soup, though? Ohhhhh, you are in for a treat! We've called off the search for Cundy, bloody Cundy, having finally found her at some manner of fundraiser. Wanna know who else was there? Caprice! Yes! That Caprice! The Caprice who did bra modelling and then released that awful song (oh, yeah) and then went on Come Dine With Me, where she forced Little Jimmy Osmond and Vic Reeves's wife to watch a synchronised swimming routine in her basement. Well, she is BACK and, we cannot believe our eyes, she looks NOT A DAY OLDER THAN SHE DID IN 2005. Wonder what moisturiser she uses.
Image: ![Chiwetel Ejiofor, truly a rose among poo.]()
![Oh look, it's Cheska. Where you bin, gurl?]()
![Cundy, bloody Cundy.]()
![There she is.]()
![It's Jodie Harsh!]()
![We thinkt his one is from TOWIE but our TOWIE person's on holiday :(]()
![She did sex in the Big Brother House.]()
![Sex. On telly. In a room full of other people.]()
![Amber Le Bon at a car thing.]()
![Kelly Hoppen's hair is really something.]()
![Emma Miller aka the worst Made In Chelsea ever.]()
![Pandemonia! It's been too long!]()
![Jodie Harsh again.]()
![Nice shoes, Jodie.]()
![Fran Newman-Young, still a thing apparently.]()
![Casey Batchelor! With her tummy out!]()
![Put your coat on Casey, it's baltic!]()
![Stephanie...NALA!]()
![She was on X Factor...]()
![...and now she isn't. Oh time!]()
![Amber again. Hiyarrrr!]()
![Alexis Knox, apparently. Great hair.]()
![Awwww, the Humeses.]()
![Such a handsome couple.]()
![Lucy Watson mixing textures like a pro.]()
![Rochelle is literally a princess.]()
![Look at her. She is royalty.]()
![Kylie has a man to hold her brolly.]()
![She's also got someone to hold her kitchen roll 24/7. Classy bird.]()
![Beautiful Rochelle.]()
![Lovely Lucy.]()
![Lilah Parsons doesn't know there's a stoat on her shoulder. Don't tell her.]()
![No idea who this is, but her outfit is terrible.]()
![Marvin is sensible, wearing a nice big coat.]()
![Bet he's well warm.]()
![Her again. What is this outfit?]()
![Rochelle's nice back.]()
![Lilah and her stoat friend.]()
![Alexandra Burke without a coat on.]()
![Alexandra Burke with a coat on.]()
![Fran again, doing sexy pose 101.]()
![CAPRICE! as we live and breathe!]()
![Carrie Fisher, a golden angel.]()
![Proudlock, we would like to do sex to you, pls call us and we can hook this up.]()
![Sinitta!]()
![Shoreditch Crocodile Dundee and Barry from Eastenders.]()
![Mary Charteris. No idea what she does.]()
![Noel Gallagher off to have a LOL, most likely.]()
![Noel scans the vicinity for LOLs. Finds none. Moves on.]()
![Alex Jones: cheese idiot.]()
![Lily Allen and her ever changing barnet.]()
![Remember when she yelled at us? That was weird.]()
![Olivia Palermo and her mad skirt.]()
![That skirt is mad, Olivia.]()
![Georgia May Jagger off the lip gloss ads!]()
!["Lipgloss! Getcher lipgloss here!" she says.]()
!["Who will buy my lovely lipgloss?" she sings]()
![Tiny Amanda Holden ina giant car.]()
!["I could murder a Wetherspoons burger."]()
![Amanda Holden gets directions to the nearest Wetherspoons.]()
!["Over there. The one with the sign saying Wetherspoons." "Ta, beautiful lady!"]()
![Alexandra Burke in her sensible coat.]()
![She's making use of Kylie's umbrella holder.]()
![Been around the world and we-we-we found this pic of Lisa Stansfield.]()
![Chiwetel Ejiofor. More like EjioPHWOAR right? Right.]()
![He's so sexy we've died.]()
![Alexandra's like "OMFG Chiwetel's here? He's a fox."]()
![He is as well. He is such a fox.]()
![Caprice! Oh yeah, are you happy to see her?]()
![Will.i.am, having a think.]()
!["Should I get chips?" Yes, Will! Get chips!]()
![The Bridges!]()
![Lisa again, in a fabricated winter scene because London is ugly.]()
![Who's this fit man, Frankie? TELL US!]()
![Olivia Newman-Young is desp for you to look at her.]()
![Put a fucking coat on, it's December.]()
![Ashley James! Friend to you, us and the faux fur industry!]()
![Coat = a sensible choice. It is DECEMBER, we can't stress this enough.]()
![Pandemonia! Hurrah!]()
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